From my Facebook, my family meeting was bound to be interesting, so I took notes. I thought this was hilarious =P
(My family goes Dad-43, Mom-42, Elaina-22, Me-20, Rachel-17, Joel-14, Mollie-11)
(My family goes Dad-43, Mom-42, Elaina-22, Me-20, Rachel-17, Joel-14, Mollie-11)
Sunday, July 18th
Meeting scheduled for 2 PM
Delayed for cheese bread and marinara sauce, with a light salad.
2:23 All attendees present, Chair introduced (Dad)
Chair and Elaina argue incomprehensibly about nonsense
2:24 Chair declares no fighting allowed during meeting
Chair prays for meeting
2:25 Co-chair (Mom) declares Chair gets final decision in all disputes
Co-chair states rule of midnight lights out main floor which was made before meeting
2:26 Eruption of chaos, mindless babbling on several members' parts
Chair- off main floor by midnight unless permitted by Chair or Co-chair
QUIET is required at night
Co-chair proposes ALL LIGHTS OUT by 2 AM
blah blah blah
2:29 Joel is hungry and proposes break for ice cream... what's new? proposal shot down by stern look from Chair
2:30 Chair declares 1 hour time limit from end of work to bed for late shifts
more blahs
2:33 Joel flaps gums about morning bathroom needs... probably for makeup
2:35 Elaina whines about crap... literally
2:39 Chair wants people to freeze in the shower... attendees are amused
*here I drew a picture of a stick figure pulling a 'spiderman' in the tub to avoid cold shower water*
2:43 more banter about nothing
2:45 Joel is impatient
2:46 Co-chair /attacks/ (I put a slash mark through "attacks") RAPES freedom of habitat
2:48 Co-chair denies right to extract blood from disobedient young whelps... we are instructed to 'tell' if they disobey
2:50 Co-chair is blind to Elaina's deceptions
2:53 Xbox sales are low, sell sell SELL!
2:55 Elaina wants a puppy/kitty/both, Chair offers rent-free roof over head with occasional food instead
2:58 Bodily functions/needs (sleep, food, etc.) of attendees are not important to Chair
Fhqwhgads
3:04 Co-chair declares food marked "off-limits" is off-limits. Also, food marked with a name belongs to the person whose name it is
Chair declares he has the right to legal theft of aforementioned foods if he pleases
Closing prayer
3:05 Meeting adjourned
Meeting scheduled for 2 PM
Delayed for cheese bread and marinara sauce, with a light salad.
2:23 All attendees present, Chair introduced (Dad)
Chair and Elaina argue incomprehensibly about nonsense
2:24 Chair declares no fighting allowed during meeting
Chair prays for meeting
2:25 Co-chair (Mom) declares Chair gets final decision in all disputes
Co-chair states rule of midnight lights out main floor which was made before meeting
2:26 Eruption of chaos, mindless babbling on several members' parts
Chair- off main floor by midnight unless permitted by Chair or Co-chair
QUIET is required at night
Co-chair proposes ALL LIGHTS OUT by 2 AM
blah blah blah
2:29 Joel is hungry and proposes break for ice cream... what's new? proposal shot down by stern look from Chair
2:30 Chair declares 1 hour time limit from end of work to bed for late shifts
more blahs
2:33 Joel flaps gums about morning bathroom needs... probably for makeup
2:35 Elaina whines about crap... literally
2:39 Chair wants people to freeze in the shower... attendees are amused
*here I drew a picture of a stick figure pulling a 'spiderman' in the tub to avoid cold shower water*
2:43 more banter about nothing
2:45 Joel is impatient
2:46 Co-chair /attacks/ (I put a slash mark through "attacks") RAPES freedom of habitat
2:48 Co-chair denies right to extract blood from disobedient young whelps... we are instructed to 'tell' if they disobey
2:50 Co-chair is blind to Elaina's deceptions
2:53 Xbox sales are low, sell sell SELL!
2:55 Elaina wants a puppy/kitty/both, Chair offers rent-free roof over head with occasional food instead
2:58 Bodily functions/needs (sleep, food, etc.) of attendees are not important to Chair
Fhqwhgads
3:04 Co-chair declares food marked "off-limits" is off-limits. Also, food marked with a name belongs to the person whose name it is
Chair declares he has the right to legal theft of aforementioned foods if he pleases
Closing prayer
3:05 Meeting adjourned
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